Off-topic: Meet me at the bar, Charles...

"Jeff Strickland" ...

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No idea - ask Charles.

Natalie

OK. The theme of the Bristol Mid-Winter Feast was Prom Night. So my sister-in-law decides she's going to dress me up in her prom dress. She says I look better in it than she did. That ought to be scary enough. (I was just going to wear my kilt, a white shirt and a tie.)

I came in runner-up homecoming queen. . . . . But this party was pretty wild. A woman was the King and a guy that was going around speaking with a lisp all night was the Homecoming Queen. . . . Then I had to drive home. Good thing the cops didn't stop me.

Charles

I can't drink. I don't have an AARP card, either.

Charles

"Jeff Strickland" ...

*fwappity fwap*

:-D

Natalie

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Drugs are bad.

LOL

Natalie

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I hear it's great for discounts on stuff.

Natalie

That's why I finally gave in. Although, so far, have used it just for hotel discounts.

Cathy

Considering this important transition to your Golden Years, you might want to change some of your dietary habits to reflect this monumental milestone in your life:

"For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1) The Japanese eat very little fat, but eat high salt soy sauce, but suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. 2) The Mexicans eat a lot of sugar and fats, but suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. 3) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine, but suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. 4) The French eat a lot of butter and fried foods, but suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. 5) The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat tons of fatty sausages, but suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.

SPEAKING ENGLISH IS APPARENTLY WHAT KILLS YOU!"

You must have graduated from Al Gore's School of Statistics. ;-)

"tak"

Another ancient joke...

Natalie

Her prom dress fit me way too well. Except for the chest, of course. She's definitely not a member of the IBTC. . . .

Charles

Uh, the IBTC???

You've never heard of the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee?

Charles

The only drug I've ever been on is laughing gas, and that was at the dentist.

Charles

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Charles, that is more information about you than I'll *ever* need!

Natalie

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Believe it or not, my daughter is a charter member. Amazing, since mine were so large, I had a *reduction* at age 22!

I'm so happy for her, and she doesn't mind it at all. It certainly hasn't hurt her luck with boys. At 17, she's already engaged to a 21-year-old (no, we're not happy about it, but she'll be 18 in July, so we forebear)

*rolling eyes*

Natalie

Well, Nat, when you're turning Fifty lots of stuff starts to seem ancient, let us know how it goes for you.

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You must have had something slipped into your drink.

Natalie

"Jeff Strickland"...

o_O

*backing away slowly*

Natalie