Off-topic: Meet me at the bar, Charles...

Birthday coming up? Maybe an Anger Management class as a gift. You know cranky OLDER folks can be.

"tak"

You know, you should really get counseling for that suicidal tendency of yours.

Natalie

How is my sister in law NOT being a member of the IBTC more information about ME? What woman wants to be on the IBTC? My sister isn't. My mom's entire family isn't/wasn't. OTOH, my great-grandmother died of breast cancer in 1936, and my mom's sister just had an operation for breast cancer at age 76.

Charles

Nope. At these wild parties, my sister-in-law likes dressing up her relations oddly. She also like the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I just enjoy watching the shocked look on people's faces. People think I'm odd anyway, at 50 with no girlfriend and since I won't surrender my values and give in and date a pro-liberal pro-abortion pro-materialistic girl, I will never have one anyway.

That's why I'm Charles the Curmdgeon

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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No, brain trust - you in a prom dress.

:-P

Natalie

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No, you won't have one because of your attitude, but we've already gone down that road.

Natalie

Yes we did. I refuse to date any women around here because the only ones I find that are NOT married are pro-abortion, pro-Clinton, pro-communist, pro-materialistic 'Burbers. I have my own opinions and I'm not budging anymore. Every time I give up my opinions to have a relationship with a woman, I end up being alone and sorry that I ever did. I'm tired of being sorry and being pressured to give up my opinions. To HELL with the LEFT, that's where they're all going to end up after they die anyway.

Charles the Curmudgeon.

But it fit rather nicely, except we had to pad the chest. The waist wasn't tight at all. I was in the costume for 8 hours and the only part that got uncomfortable was the shoes after a while.

Charles

Thanks *so* much for that visual.

Natalie

I think I have a solution to that problem, see # 13 in the list below:

The perks of being 50 or over

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run a marathon.
4. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
5. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
6. Things you buy now won't wear out.
7. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
8. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
9. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
10. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
11. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
12. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
13. You can't remember who sent you this list.

Tom

"tak"

Did that hurt?

Natalie

How many tines on that fork of yours??

Glad to see I could give SOMEONE nightmares. . . .I didn't say that I walked properly in it all night. It was a strikingly bright red.

Charles

About 20

Natalie

I'm wondering if she may be considering adding some...

Cathy

And getting in trouble with them.

Was that really necessary?

What are Grape Nuts anyway, other than the hardest substance in the universe?

I have NOW! Thanks.