Off-topic: Meet me at the bar, Charles...

Some here, no doubt, will have to double their Viagra dosage.

"larry moe 'n curly" ...

I think they're some sort of seeds.

Natalie

Bummer-- I was thinking more along the lines of a spork

A scientist puts a frog on a table and yells "JUMP!" The frog jumps 4 feet. He cuts a leg off the frog and again yells "JUMP!", and the frog jumps 3 feet. He cuts off another leg, and the frog jumps 2 feet. He cuts off another leg, and the frog jumps 1 foot. He cuts off the only remaining leg, yells "JUMP!", and the frog does nothing. He yells "JUMP!" several more times, but nothing happens. The scientist then writes down in his notebook:

Frog with 4 legs jumps 4 feet. Frog with 3 legs jumps 3 feet. Frog with 2 legs jumps 2 feet. Frog with 1 leg jumps 1 foot. Frog with 0 legs becomes deaf.

PS I won 1st runner up for Homecoming Queen at the party. I have a bouquet of Hershey's Kisses flowers to prove it. I've been practicing my 'screw in the light bulb wave all week

Charles

Sounds like the same kind of weird voodoo science that brought us to the "conclusion" that humans are primarily responsible for "global warming".

Good reason for denying the competent. Great job.

Why not? Your take, not mine.

Sharx sticks finger in light bulb socket, hoping that brain reboot removes all memory of this.

Sort of like speed limits and licensing requirements for doctors and airplane pilots.

I didn't take it personally; it's just that your reasoning is almost always better.

Licensing and Constitutional rights are mutually exclusive. Try again, unless you'd like to similarly allow someone to limit your right to free speech.

Admission is always the first of twelve steps.

Dedication can be good, but, for the sake of the children of the world, DO NOT POST ANY PICTURES OF YOURSELF IN THAT OUTFIT !!!

That's what two famous celebates, the Unibomber and the Virginia Tech shooter, each said when they appeared on Blind Date.

You're actually afraid to RAISE your standards and date such women.

It's obviously more like voodoo behind Intelligent Design.

What does intelligent design have to do with bullshit Global Warming? Stop changing the subject.

Too bad I can't post pictures on alt.autos.Toyota. I'd bet all of y'all would be heading for the exits.

(Holding the bouquet and waving as I post this. . . . ) I guess I should be a good girl now and eat the chocolate.

Damn, I never knew costume parties could be so fun! And so scary for others!

Charles