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Feb 07, 2006 1 Replies
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Mick Jagger was on the cover of a recent AARP magazine so it only follows that a few of the "groovy" artists have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.



Some examples:



Herman's Hermits--"Mrs. Brown, you've Got a Lovely Walker"



The Rolling Stones--"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"



Paul Simon--"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"



Carly Simon--"You're So Varicose Vein"



The Bee Gees--"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?"



Roberta Flack--"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"



Johnny Nash--"I Can't See Clearly Now"



The Temptations--"Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"



Nancy Sinatra--"These Boots Give Me Arthritis"



ABBA--"Denture Queen"



Leo Sayer--"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"



Commodores--"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"



Procol Harem--"A Whiter Shade of Hair"



The Beatles--"I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"



Credence Clearwater Revival--"Bad Prune a-Rising"


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