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badgolferman 20 years ago

Proper Etiquette

On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette.

So she begins and says, "Sir, I offer you my honor."

He replies, "I honor your offer."

And that's how it goes all night - Honor, offer. Honor, offer. Honor, offer.

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Gord Beaman 20 years ago

Nother good 'un...

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gosinn 20 years ago

John and Jack went to the toilet John went in first and Jack heard him count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 When John came out Jack asked hime what he was counting Well I say one when I run down the zipper Two when I take out my dick Three when I roll up the forescin Four then I pee Fife I roll back the forescin Six I put the dick back again Seven I pull up the zipper Ok that makes sense said Jack and went into the toilet John heard him count 1 2 3 4 5 3 5 3 5 3 5 3 5 3 5 3 5 3 5....

A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.

He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by the next Monday. "Downsizing."

He's really upset.

Everyone in his department does a good job and it doesn't seem fair.

So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying to figure out who to fire.

On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jill standing at the water cooler.

He says to himself, "Okay it's going to be one of them."

He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does.

Everything is equal. Productivity. Time off. Reports. Everything.

He's in a quandary.

It's Friday afternoon and he knows his going to have to think about this all weekend.

Everyone has left the office except Jack and Jill, who are getting ready to leave.