Three priests are chatting when the first priest says he's going to give up red meat for Lent. The second priest thinks for a minute and says he's going to give up sweets for Lent. The third priest's attention had wandered to a passing woman wearing 4 inch heels and a tiny skirt when the first priest asks him what he was going to give up for Lent. After regaining control of himself he returns to the conversation and replies, 'Celibacy.'
{OT} lent -->joke<--
May 02, 2006
5 Replies
*fwap*
And you're late
:-)
Natalie, Crucifix-carrying Catholic for 31 years
What did you give up for Lent? This year my wife gave up being right. But when Easter arrived she was back at it with a vengeance.
Swearing
*fwap* We're always right - don't forget that.Natalie
Well, you're not always right, but you're never wrong. I remember that one ...
Damned straight!
;-)
Natalie
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