Three priests are chatting when the first priest says he's going to give up red meat for Lent. The second priest thinks for a minute and says he's going to give up sweets for Lent. The third priest's attention had wandered to a passing woman wearing 4 inch heels and a tiny skirt when the first priest asks him what he was going to give up for Lent. After regaining control of himself he returns to the conversation and replies, 'Celibacy.'
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