{OT} psychiatrist -->joke<--

Jun 10, 2006 0 Replies

What with losing my job a couple of months ago, bills that just don't seem to send, and other problems, I finally sought out a psychiatrist for some help.



I laid there on his couch, spilled my guts. Told him everything I'd been going through lately. Cried some. Shouted some. Just talked. What seemed like forever.



Finally, I got done. I waited for the shrink to give me the benefit of his years of training and his profound wisdom.



He asked me a few more questions, then took some notes. He sat there for a few seconds more in silence.



Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Umm, I think your problem is low self-esteem."



"Low self-esteem?" I asked.



"Yes. It's very common among losers like you."


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