Tired of all the cat fights at 2am waking me up I baited a trap right outside my front door. The trap is chained to a pine tree so that no one can walk off with it. Expecting to find my catch Friday morning I go out and find nothing. I had forgotten about it by that evening. Saturday rolls around and it's noon and time to go get lunch. I walk out the from door and find out Friday night I caught a bandit.
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20 years ago