I like just taking off at a stoplight, now I'm no drag racin' kid, hell I'm 40, but when its green you need to GO! I can be in 2nd at high revs before the moron next to me or behind me has got his automatic Pontiac or manual Honda into gear. I drive a big truck in real life, lot of town driving, I see idiots all the time can't seem to find first gear till the light has been green for a couple seconds.(an eternity, time it sometime) One time, only once I swear, I was behind these two hippies in a Volvo, save the whales bumper sticker, the whole shebang, they are numerous here in ORE, anyway I was behind them in my big truck and they were digging for something between the seats, and the light turned green and I waited for a coupla beats then BBLLAASSTT!!!with the air horn and they jumped, hit the shifter, popped the clutch, killed the car and it was the funniest damn thing ive ever seen!!!
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20 years ago