The fact that you had time to think of 101 things to do with a cat's head is a sad, sad thing. Enough of this stuff. What are you guys, 5?? "Teacher, teacher! Mike's being mean to me!" "Narley started it" Grow up, Mike. There are better things to do than sit around for the 5 hours it took you to write that stupid story and list. Get a girlfriend. Or you could just draw eyes and lips on your hand.
"Back in black. It's a fact."