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Gardening with a Srs One.

  1. See girly next door trimming bush with shears ( can't spell secertairessssss)

  1. Ask if she wants to get rid of bush.

  2. If the answer is yes offer to help.

  1. Back up Landy to bush.

  2. Tie tow rope to bush, attach other end to Landrover.

  1. 4 Wheel low and drive away from bush.

  2. Stop , remove tow rope from landy and dispose of bush.

  1. DO NOT fall into nettle patch stinging entire back because a bloody bush has hitched up your T shirt.

  2. Curse, swear and jump around like a very stung thing untill the urge to cry goes away.

  1. Reverse Landrover back into parking bay, go in and have BIG mug of tea and pack of Hob Nobs.

Easy isn't it.

Reply to
Rory Manton
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If I tried that, I'd have been in hospital shortly after (2).

And I think it's secateurs...

Reply to
Tim Hobbs

Hope she was careful - that could stop her having kids. . . . .

Tee Hee!

Bet you did.

LOLOL!

RFLMAO!

Please, no more!!!!!!

Where your wife won't find it? :D

OMG! I can't take any more. . . . . :0

There must be easier ways for a young lady to trim her bush. . . . . . . . . :D

Reply to
Exit

Gillette - the best a man can get ;-)

Lizzy

Reply to
Lizzy Taylor

Fun too, we do Range Rover gardening - removal of bushes, tree stumps & conifers. Sort of anti-winching I suppose.

The latter was particularly exciting, as there were 2 tall conifers next to each other. One on the right had gas to house under it, one on the left had electric to house under it. Pulled down one of the right, taking one on the left with it. (Not intended, but both trees were to come out). Gas and electric unharmed. 3 hours later, during dinner, all mains power lost to house.

Turns out the fuse had gone, completely unrelated, but had us really worried until after the electricity people had been. The good news marked with the immortal words "Let's open another bottle of wine then".

Don't give up, a long career of doing damage with your Landrover awaits......

Sarah

Reply to
Sarah Hill

According to a certain B. Bates esq. it is Dobbing shears!

-- If Your specification is vague or imprecise, you'll likely get what you asked for not what you want

Reply to
GbH

Congratulations!

This was by far the quickest decending thread in the history of a.f.l

You know it makes sense... :-)

Reply to
Mother

It had already started to decend - I just tipped it over the precipice.

Lizzy

Reply to
Lizzy Taylor

Fnarr, Fnarr, etc. . . . .

Reply to
Exit

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