Your only hope is to move to New Jersey where the State requires gas station attendants fill the car for you.
Have you taken notice that some cars have the gas fill opening on the
> driver's side and others have it located on the passenger's side? Either
> way, there is only one way you can drive up to the pumps. The pump's
> transfer hose must be on the side of the gas fill opening. This is
> inconvenient at a busy gas station where your available spot may not fit
> your car's configuration. Today's gas pumps have short hoses that cannot
> reach around to the opposite side of your car.
>
> A long time ago, some cars were fitted with a central, rear-bumper > location
> for universal gas fill, under the license plate. That location is
> considered unsafe today.
>
> My suggestion is that all cars be fitted with TWO gas fill access, one on
> the left rear quarter panel and the other on the right. Then, you could
> drive up to a gas pump from either direction and pump gas.
>
> Sure, it will cost a few dollars to add this feature, but so what? The
> dozens of added features to cars already cost and nobody's complaining. At
> least, this suggestion makes good sense, more sense than many costly
> features that do little or nothing for comfort or safety: radio controls > on
> the steering wheel, for example. Cars now cost 10 times what they used to
> within the lifetime of people still in the workforce, so I say, so what if
> a two-way gas filler costs an extra $5 or $10 to the auto maker and
> translated into $10 or $20 more retail?
>
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