But I already have...
Oh yes there was - on both accounts - so thank *you* for proving that you never took your "C&G Motor Vehicle Craft Studies"...
No, I never took your dumbed down excuse for an aprentership, I got my qualifications when they were worth they salt, taught us how things work, how and why they go wrong and how to fix them without just opening the box of a service exchange unit, they didn't just teach glorified grease-monkeys how to correctly tighten nuts and bolts in the 'fast-fit' bay... Tell us Conor, seeing that I have told everyone when I started in the motor trade, when did you start - what car model was the new hot British design in the showroom?