Plans include a BBQ Turkey, Smoked Turkey, Baked Turkey and someone is
bringing a ham cooked somehow. All the trimmins; dressing, sweet potato
pie, corn, green bean cassorole, sweet potato pie, triffle, punch, sweet
potato pie, wine ($2 Chuck???), ambrosia, merlot, sweet potato pie and
probably some stuff to nibble on if hunger persists.
For the BBQ Turkey (18 - 22#), been thinking of doing it this way...
The Smoked Turkey will be smaller, around 10 - 12#, smoked in a water smoker
(no, not a bong) using a smoking sauce of corn oil margarine, sherry,
worchestershire sauce, soy sauce, garlic parsley, salt and water.
The Baked Turkey (18 - 22#) will be the "Two Hour Turkey", a first for me.
Look at http://turkey.safeway.com/ for details. (475*F, no stuffing)
I only have 35 friends/family coming this year and there should be plenty to
divy up and send home with them... again. Should be a great, fun day.
I gonna deep-fry two turkeys if it don't rain (fat chance). My brother and
sister in law are driving my nephew Billy down here to see me in the
Peachtree Desert (Alanta) from Pennsylvania with their diesel Jetta. We're
gonna shoot up the birds with spices that'd make Barry Bonds cry. Then we're
going to boil the birds in pure Georgia peanut oil. For dessert we're going
to say a few prayers, do a rain dance, and then throw measured amounts of
potash and some of my special XXX-kick-ass-in-a-jug whisky into the hot
turkey pot and pray to the gods of transesterification to smile upon us. The
leftovers just might succomb to the powers of Dr. Rudy himself and submit
themselves into becoming ethyl ester biodiesel. If they pass a quick 3/27
test they might jump into the 'dub's tank all on their own and kick some
yankee ass back up highway 41 to the wrong side of the Mason Dixon. Billy
About 6 months ago The friggin' rabbit made some calls to where we thought
he was living. We used phone information to obtain the numbers. One was
never answered and one said they never heard of him iirc. It sorta became a
dead end after that.
Imo, I believe he may have suffered a stroke or worse. His posting towards
the end indicated something real wrong with his thought process. Or perhaps
he fell off the wagon and went to booze again.
Seeing as I have a bunch of spare time between trips to the beach, so I'll
look around some more and see what I can come up with.
His yahoo profile is still there but it hasn't been updated since February.
He and his wife still have a phone number listed in the Moab white pages at
the same address that's shown on his yahoo profile. I just searched his name
in the Moab Times-Independent and got nothing.
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