It's all official, I'm an old pharte.

Mar 07, 2004 13 Replies

Hell, just in from dinner with 18 people and trendy "need to know where" night club... It is unfortunately a truth I can no longer deny, passed the magic mark of forty three hours and a half ago... :o(



Even the dog laughed at me when I got home, I guess I qualify for the grumpy club Stafford belongs to ¨now.. :0)



My best gift was a full bottle of Vodka with a single tablet of Viagra in a dope bag tied around it's neck...


Better rest my old carcass now.



J.


Let me be the first to reply, at least on my server. Happy 40th.

Sad to say, been there done that almost five years ago. Wow, has it been that long? Guess I better go lay down, too.

Malcolm '69 Bug (Gus) '71 SB (Herbie)

You've not even begun to pharte yet.

From an old foggy of almost 47

Charles in Palatine.

Congrats P.J. I am a couple of steps ahead of you in the old pharte department at 43. :o) Bill Berckman Cincinnati VW/Porsche Family Reunion Show Pictures

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My condolences amigo :)

Jan

Happy Birthday! Hey berg, there's no reason to be all gloomy. As one of the youngest members of this group I can tell you it's not good to be inexperienced, that is something you guys don't have to worry about. I bet none of you have problems removing an axle nut. (remember december?)

Have a great decade!, make good use of that viagra, and make sure you don't complain until you are 50 or the viagra does not make effect anymore, whatever comes first.

Karls

40????

In a few months I'll be celebrating my last birthday that will begin with a "4".

From there I think I'll start counting at 30 again.

Our family would reach 21 and then we just quit having birthdays. So we just stay 21 forever. So far, it seems to be working out pretty good for me.

Randy

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You know you could have started playing the violin and claim you were still

39, especially if you were born in Waukeagan . . .

(With apologies to Jack Benny)

Charles in Palatine

So I see the OldTimer's disease has kicked in.

Damn right. Never felt better. Why when I was your age, I . . . . what'd I do ? . .why I was still, I was still. . . . well, I was good whatever it was. Oh yeah, I was I was. . . . . Colin : ] ]

Nawwwwhhh!

I've always had trouble with my hat size.

PS: It's spelled "Alzheimer's" - it's just pronounced "OldTimer's".

A double shot slur helps in the pronunciation.

"It's great having this ailment - you meet new friends every day - and they're really nice to you ! It's like they've known you for years !"

Hahahahhahha !

What an skeptical dipshit you are !

You call yourself "air cooled?"

Best regards for a nice sunday afternoon.

- Tom

Thank you all! I feel much better now, after a few pints in the local micro brewery that is :0)

J.

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