Seeing as it is the holiday season and all that is being accomplished here is the usual never ending Bull S*it threads I am going to try to lighten it up with my own Bull S*it thread.
Given the animosity that has become evident with a number of those who post here I purpose a day of rest and relaxation with.. Yup, "the machine". I figure that with it operated on it's higher speeds it will jerk off a few of ya faster than you've been jerking off each other. End result you will be too spent and thus to weakened to continue the Bull S*it threads your involved in, thus the threads will end and the participates will find themselves relaxed with more time to devote to Christmas shopping and other such family stuff.
Now to accomplish this, we first have to find it. At last report (a year or so ago) it was being transported to the northwest by mac. He was supposed to hand it off to Red. But there were reports of a pudgy, long eared fella heading that way in a Dodge with a plow and a load of carrots in the back. Since that time nobody has seen it or at least admitted they have it.
Anybody have any idea or thoughts as to who or where the machine ended up? Please feel free to jump right into this Bull S*it thread with any info or thoughts you may have.
Roy