First the smoking ban, now...

Dec 05, 2007 5 Replies

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A new class of people condemned to sit outside pubs in the cold. A few extracts below;



A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors.



In its letter to the retired bus driver, the club said: "After several complaints regarding your continual breaking of wind (farting) while in the club, would you please consider that your actions are considered disgusting to fellow members and visitors.



"You sit close to the front door, so would you please go outside when required. So please take heed of this request."



Mr Fox, who lives in nearby Princess Street, said the letter was a surprise because he had been given no verbal warning.



"I think someone has complained about the noise. I am a loud farter, but there is no smell."


Could be fun if he stands too near to the smokers to let rip, he'll blow himself up, dirty old f*cker.

I managed to clear a classroom on Monday morning after a good session on Bass on Sunday evening! Fortunately they were my Year 11s who are really good fun anyway.

-- "For those who are missing Blair - aim more carefully."

To reply direct rot13 me

bURRt the 101 Camper

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200TDi Disco with no floor - its being fixed at last! 200 TDi Disco, "the offroader" 1976 S3 Lightweight

Simon Isaacs uttered summat worrerz funny about:

"Who were also on Bass too."

;-)

Lee D

Sounds like you were on bass solo the next day.. Not to mention a swift round of Top Trumps.

I find that curried sausages, Guiness and a glass of Brandy mixed with a cheap red wine produce the desired room emptying results.

You just have to offer them as food and drinks though!!

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