For some reason the brake pad / abs and traction lights flash for a sec when you first touch the brake. ABS / TC both work, and the pads seem fine so I'm hoping it's either a sensor or just because it's been sitting at a dealership for a couple of weeks and the battery is low.
Airbags seem fine, no knocks, doesn't seem to use oil or water, gearbox works, no mad messages, and it's the right spec.
Black with tan leather, pimp glass, 18" Hurricane (I think) alloys, 2000 spec lights, "A" bar with spots (this'll be coming off), ageless 3 number 3 letter plate (not Oirish) and a few other choice gubbins.
Was at a price I couldn't possibly ignore.