There's a car park outside the town walls of Siena in Tuscany which links to the town centre via a huge series of escalators. The top one was not working. Said Di, "Funny if they called Dom J out to repair it." "Nah", said I, "He works for a German company, don't be silly."
When we got to the top of the stairs and looked at the maker of the escalator, sure enough -
Schindler's Lifts!
Ask to be put on the rota, Dom - it's a lovely place.
(Only relevant to those who took the Heritage Museum option on the Shakespeare Unofficial.)