Yes, Land Rovers sulk.
The Disco has hardly moved for a couple of weeks since I went back to two wheels for my daily commute. Today, I need to collect the dog from kennels after a weekend away. The XT is clearly not an appropriate choice, so I set off in the Disco. 100 yards down the road, things feel very funny and the Disco feels as if it's shipped some water and is listing to starboard, so I return home. The car is leaning over at a crazy angle, with the rear LHS corner of the vehicle about a mile in the air.
Too wet and dark to grovel about looking for why - that'll have to wait. It looks like the SLS has pumped up to maximum on one side only. Bloody hydro-electrickery! I don't mind having to fix it - it's all the stroking, flowers and sweet nothings I will have to give it before it will talk to me again that I can't stand. It's not as if I shagged the motorbike, after all. We're just friends.