"I can park in this caravan space, there isn't a caravan on it"
"Why should I give motorcyclists room - it's the chance they take isn't it?"
"Cyclist's don't count, they're not traffic"
"I can park on this main city road on the double yellows just to get a newspaper, I won't get in anyone's way" (Nor will all the other 20 or 30 people that stop there "just for a minute")
"I can drive without brakes as long as I'm on my way to get the bits"