Failed MOT, we will take it away for £30 guv
but but Then why did you charge one of my mates £20 for an offside headlamp Another punter £20 for the nearside headlamp Another punter £100 for the engine Another punter £45 for the gearbox Another punter £30 for the bonnet Another punter £20 for the boot lid Another punter £30 for the rear light ofside cluster Anothe punter £25 for each door Another punter £15 for each seat Another punter £15 for the battery Another punter £10 for each wheel with tyre Another punter £30 for the radiator Another punter £30 for the stereo radio Another punter £30 for the sunroof Another punter £20 for the steering wheel Another punter £20 for the steering wrack Another punter £40 for the rear bumper Another punter £30 for the front bumper Another punter £5 for the interior lamp Another punter £10 for the glove box Another punter £40 for the brake discs Another punter £20 for the master cylinder And £20 quid from China for the scrap metal that is left
Total £770, not to mention the Emptied fuel tanks drained into the big bunker,