What to stick on his windscreen which wont come off easily? [OT]

May 20, 2005 660 Replies

in news:4290bf04$0$28627$ snipped-for-privacy@master.news.zetnet.net, "Mary Fisher" slurred :

Me either. I survived for a good fraction of my first year just on toast, made with Kwik-save's finest 18p value loaves*. Apart from a slight tendency towards flatulence I didn't notice any ill effects.

*which go pink, rather than green, if left for long enough. Very pretty.

of course, you could have reversed out of the space and helped her in with plenty of space.

Don't know, I was granted early retirment with a good pension in 1999 :-)

I've given up on you now. By

Dave

You are not kidding there :-)

Dave

The word is instil :-)

the discipline because they remember the

Dave

Yeah, no worries - the truth lies somewhere inbetween.

That's what it's here for!

;-)

andyt

What did you say about my spelling?

Dave

No, install. Instil is the method used, install is the what you're trying to achieve.

It's s**te. Mine was a typo. Yours was just a complete inability to spell a simple word.

Gibraltar is not an island or a 'tax haven'

it is, however, British.

-- Jim Watt

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The first thing to learn is not to take things at face value on usenet. I work on the law of averages.

yebbut, the catholics complained about the colour, so they made it blue instead. arf arf.

The message from joe parkin contains these words:

It was more fun removing his mirror with my fat arse. Anyway - the wife actually finds it easier with another car next to her to hang on to - but she's usually to polite to actually do it.

Then you shouldn't say ANY, which is all inclusive.

Well, it's got to be all inclusive to get the average innit?

Nor do I... at least Victor Meldrew was occasionally funny...

-- JackH

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