What to stick on his windscreen which wont come off easily? [OT]

Andy Luckman (AJL Electronics) ( snipped-for-privacy@privacy.net) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

cf. the news yesterday about the 3 sisters (12, 14, 16) from Derby who have all just given birth - and the 16yo has already had two miscarriages and an abortion.

And the mother's blaming the school...

What do you have to do to get this info? Where do you send the picture and is the service chargeable?

Can it be done by email?

I blame the opticians. 8/

Alistair J Murray ( snipped-for-privacy@fluffy.f.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Jaysus.

I feel sick. Ew. Ew, ew, ew.

Richard (it's more proof that teenage boys will indeed, shag anything).

Or 38-year old blokes, in one case.

Gotta love the "two miscarriages and an abortion" bit - further proof that you couldn't make these things up.

From usenet the single mother has been married twice but none of her daughters are fathered by her husbands or even the same man...

Ewe, ewe, ewe even? :-)

Ah yes, the prequel to "Four weddings and a funeral".

andyt

Aye, bloody horrific, innit? Especially the middle one (brunette)

Two miscarriages and an abortion? That'd be a good name for a film, that would. Somebody write that down.

Peter

AstraVanMan ( snipped-for-privacy@WhataLoadofForeskinBollocks.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

A friend of mine is one of the guys making

Not what I saw. One daughter by first husband and two by second...

The message from Adrian contains these words:

I didn't find the photo - what's the link?

Guy King ( snipped-for-privacy@zetnet.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Just prooves that a large pinch of salt is required with both newspapers and usenet. I'm not that interested to bother looking for the truth.

Woah! Pass the paper bag.

Halmyre (actually, no oil painting himself)

Dave Liquorice ( snipped-for-privacy@howhill.com) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Always assuming *she* is sure.

LOL!

Vaseline.