Heroes & Villains the UKRMods hall of fame

I've got no idea what most people on here look like but I've just found out that dojj wears a baseball cap and appears in Fast Ford! Least it's not a burberry cap...

Got me thinking, I often try to imagine the faces behind the posts on here so I thought I'd provide my analysis.

Let's get the ones I know of out of the way.

Mentioned Dojj already (although before the mag feature I thought he'd have grey hair and be old & gnarly looking) Vamp as we know looks like Steve Buscemi

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is a lot younger than I thought he'd be and looks younger than heis! Sleeker I saw vaguely in Tescos pumping up the tyres on his GT-Four and I expected him to have long hair for some reason. Chris B - I can't forget that crazy hair Carl Gibbs - seen lots of pics of you abusing a 205 late at night!

I've only vague recollections pics showing Dervy, PeteM and Ronny so for those ones (may or may not be based on pics I've seen as I don't remember): PeteM A massive man who wears a grey t-shirt and has no hair courtesy of a Bic razor Perhaps a bit Phil Mitchell Dervy has a huge thumb-print in his forehead Ronny, a bit like PeteM but less massive and less scary looking

For the ones I've no idea over: Fraser - What a cool name. Kind of a commercial radio DJ kind of name. I expect him to look like the face you put to the voice of your local radio DJ Astravanman - Well he's mentioned that he's "so fat" so I get an image of a fat bloke who wears horizontally striped rugby top with a few fraying holes in around the gut area! And he types from a 70's style half eggcup shaped brown leather chair Theo - semi lurk status, one liner master, looks like Craig David Doki - This draws a complete blank, no visions whatsoever! Abo - Not an aboriginie (sp) but someone who wears a yellow polo shirt Rob (original) - Stereotypical chav Rob (troll) - 14 year old, spotty wankstained boy Douglas Payne - No idea at all Steve Firth - Absolutely definitely has a moustache. And wears dark glasses a lot.

Dammit my laptop's battery is about to die. Sorry if I missed anyone, I might continue this in a further post!

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fishman
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*sobs* No-one loves me. I always get left out. Etc.

Richard

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RichardK

Nope

but heres one i made earlier and a few others from the collection

Me

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One of the Cavs

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previous attempt at 4 door ownership
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Pride in my modding abilities
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then we went reverse head

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but i was only winding up redtop owners see

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the old nova
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mmm redtop
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wifes
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mine
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am i a bad influence on my young impressionable neighbours?

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some randoms from the fleet archives
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but alas my serious modding days are over now its these

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Rob

Ahh mains power, I shall continue...

DanTXD - has very square shoulders, wears navy blue sweatshirt but his head looks like the car he owns at the time ??!!? Chet - looks like the boy on the Haribo logo JackH - says f*ck drink arse a lot?!? RichardK - now actually he should've been in the first one as I'm sure I've seen some pics of the fella gothed up?! Burgerman - ah yea I've seen pics of him before too, damit but looks similar to I imagined. Probably met him as I grew up in GY Tim S Kemp - looks a bit like Steve Kemp, not Ross Kemp. But a bit more volvo drivery Depresion - Like Elvis but with silver hair - yeah a silver quiff, cool Homer - well. DOH Bob Shernuckle - Like Ron Jeremy really but a bit taller Douglas Payne, you know what, I don't have a clue Albert T Cone - well there was this nutter at NUS conference called John T Left or something and Albert looks like that of course Alastair J Murray - Although he shares a surname with Big Pete he looks more like a well known person whose first name is Murray Hugo Taylor-Jones - Wears a blazer, 24/7 and looks like a young Gordon Brown

I'm starting to struggle to remember other people, sorry if I missed anyone.

Oh yeah, Fishman - well apparently I look like Jeff Goldblum & Dave Baddiel's lovechild!

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fishman

I didn't make the list.

Still if you want to know think slightly younger ZZ top.

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Depresion

6'4 and 12st.

A subscription to pictures of me is $19.99 a month.

(c;

Douglas

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Douglas Payne

Nah, then we'd all have haircuts like yours!

(c:

Douglas

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Douglas Payne

I like the sounds of that, shame my barber is currently closed.

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Depresion

Here you go, now you can see my ugly mug, and yeah I got no hair :)

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Ronny

skinny bastard!

OK, Douglas Payne - looks like Jarvis Cocker!!

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fishman

Not forgotten, RichardK - see second post (written simultaneously to your post)

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fishman

Remind me never to spill your pint! I withdraw the "not as scary" bit from my original post :)

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fishman

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Jarvis is far better dressed that me.

Douglas

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Douglas Payne

There's a photo of me embedded in the headers of each of my posts; the "Face:" one.

You'll see it if you have Thunderbird with the Face extension or a reasonably recent Gnus...

Scary!

A
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Alistair J Murray

lol! I grew it after I shaved off my crazy beard I had at the beginning of last year. I finally succumbed to getting a whole load cut off... it's still pretty crazy tho! Some guy asked my girlfriend last week if she was still going out with 'that guy with the hair'.

Rock!

Chris.

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Chris B

San Miguel, only the best :)

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Ronny

It could be worse... I could be saying 'f*ck my arse', a lot...

-- JackH

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JackH

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Chet

I have a face that's made for radio. ; )

You can see me choking someone at members.iinet.net.au/~ftrust

Fraser

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Fraser Johnston

If you're names not down, you're not coming in. ; )

Fraser

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Fraser Johnston

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