My missus is officially tight.

Elder · 2009-02-21T12:53:25+00:00

So tight that Tesco pay her to take away food.Last week "happy eggs" on special. Shelf price £1.00 for 6 large eggs, but the per egg price 4.7pShe moaned the per egg price was wrong, they gave her double the difference back. And refunded the eggs. So they cost her nothing, and she had £1.50 in her pocket.This week, they had gone back upto £1.78 for 6.But the per egg price was 7.4p an egg.So she did it again. Eggs refunded, and £2.20 difference handed over.Just need them to mis-price some £70 a bottle Champagne now.Oh well, every little helps.

Feb 21, 2009 61 Replies

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SteveH 17 years ago

Conor probably wants them to 'learn themselves up a Queen song'.....

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Elder 17 years ago

Better than tssch, tssch, tssch, doomph doomph, beep you hear in most clubs.

Sounds like the kind of place I frequent, more students and educated oldies than strong lager and alcopop swilling benefit chavs.

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