Ye gods

it's got it's own penis!

Am I right in thinking the seatbelts/harnesses are held in by a bar bolted to the tops of the shockers? And the seats mounted on sheet tin boxes? I really don't fancy having a road rally-style accident in that...

Yes. He's put them round the bloody strut brace. Stupid tit is too stupid to realise that on rally cars, they're put round a horizontral cross brace on the roll cage.

I've asked him if he intends to install them legally and if the car went through its MOT with them like that.

So much effort, and actual physical skill, yet so little style ability.

Still, Rizla Blues burn easily.