Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
True story, no doubt. :-\
He was asked in a press conference of his opinion of Roe vs. Wade.
He replied "I don't car how they get out of New Orleans, just as long as they get out"
He prolly dun it with one of them newcular bombs.
Spike
1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40 16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial 225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.Gad what fools these morons be.... Children are obscene but should not be heard Give me a peperoni pizza... or give me a calzone!
Cute, just remember that the United States of America hates you just as much as you hate it.
John
It's easy to tell who the V-6 drivers are on this newgroup.
John
John Shepardson wrote in news:j.shepardson- snipped-for-privacy@comcast.dca.giganews.com:
???/ Why? is Bob French?
Ahhh... then me and ol' Spikie are much loved by Momma Liberty and Uncle Sam.
Yeah? Who??
Now, that was funny!
V-6? Never owned one. I am a confirmed Republican, George Bush supporter and
1965 GT-350 Shelby owner. I don't mind poking a little fun at him, though.
Now that is an appreciation of humor the way it was meant to be.... I'd guess you can even laugh at yourself... unlike so many polarized political types who don't mind jokes about the other party, but God forbid you should make a joke about their. Of course, I've never owned a V6. I4, V4,I6, and V8s.... but never a V6.....
Spike
1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40 16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial 225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.Gad what fools these morons be.... Children are obscene but should not be heard Give me a peperoni pizza... or give me a calzone!
It came as the blond joke in the September issue of Reader's Digest (a couple of months old already)...
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