Re: Good News! Grim Reaper At Work!

Mar 25, 2005 13 Replies


Cobra Jet wrote:


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> > Hehehehe. You're too easy.
>
> What's that mean? The master psychological manipulator has floated
> something vile, and a decent person has pointed it out? Another of
> your pathetic little conceits. Just because you write something vile
> that is certain to trigger a normal response from a normal person,
> doesn't mean you've put something over on that person. It just means
> that you're vile. Like I already said, if what I've written makes me a
> jerk in the eyes of you and your little band of ass-kissers, I'm
> honored. I really am.

Then honored you are.



You cannot take down the immortal CobraJet, Wacko Willy. Illustrious, magnificent, omnipotent; I am all of this and more. I am the sharpest mechanic, the fastest racer, the cleverest writer. The most desireable women claw each other for the chance to swoon in my presence. Legions of mortal men impale themselves rather than suffer my wrath. The body count exceeds mathematical limits. And so it has been for centuries.



But you *are* honored, Billy. Why? You are my best score. Think of it; your fear and loathing steaming inside of your for these four lonely years, ever since I put you in your place at the start. The pressure building and building until one day, you crack, fold, shatter. And so the angst flows out under the guise of moral indignation, flailing about this and that all the while showing that your anger has blinded you to logic or reason or truth. Yes, you have truly shown these two groups of people what you are made of: a little man with a little life who has expended his righteous seed in hopes of forming a lynch mob to expel someone who doesn't exist. Thing is, you're the only one in the mob.



So, be proud of yourself, silly human. Scratch that itch that's been under your skin for four years. Remember me every time you see a rotting car or an old person slipping from life. Remember that for there to be *good*, there has to be evil.




> 180 Out
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One must use proper diction and grammar whilst replying to Mr. Woof.

On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 19:26:57 GMT, Wound Up wrote something wonderfully witty:

Not really, just a modicum of intelligence. Use whatever diction & grammar you choice. It the message is understandable and the ideas conveyed, form & format matter not to me. Now when it comes to facts and figures, yeah 2+2 must always equal 4 or you will be called for talking out your ass.

My message was clear. You are automatically presumed to be dishonest by selecting not to have your posts archived. This is classic troll behavior. But, apparently it's just an issue of pride and ego. You must righteously deny evil Google from reaping unauthorized benefits by having your gem-like posts in their clutches. Gotcha.

On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:12:26 GMT, Wound Up wrote something wonderfully witty:

By who? You? You lack even the most basic of creditability to sit in judge of animal court let alone any other human.

No, by many others, including me. Do you think I made it up? I was obliquely informing Your Haughtiness that his motives appeared suspect. And this assessment of my apparent lack of credibility makes no logical sense.

On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 23:31:23 GMT, Wound Up wrote something wonderfully witty:

Apparently your the only one flapping your jaws.

So why did you include it? I'm talking about the one you that happened to be included in your last post as a reply-to. Are you, Mr. CIO, just admittedly incompetent, or are you lying?

Happy Easter, malevolent prick.

If I had ever received an email from you, I'd still have a copy of it burned onto CD. A true collector's item.

Since I have no memory of receiving any personal communiques from you, I'll simply believe that you addressed them WRONG, failed to remove a letter or group of letters meant to block spam, had them bounce back in your face, and called me an asshole for not replying.

Asshole.

dwight

Hey. You been talking to my wife?

dwight

No, they didn't bounce. It was obvious in the following melee that you just wanted to sit back and watch.

Gettin' old, ain'tcha?

Instead of making BOTH of these ASSumptions, you could have simply asked. But, no - you prefer the conspiracy theories.

Yep. About as quickly as you.

dwight

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