Re: My girlfriend pokeing herself with a carrot 5120

Where in tarnation did you get this great piece of literature from?

-- _______________________________________ "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

Are you kidding? I get spam 10 times worse than that daily!

Peeled or not peeled.

I'll be very frightened if it started as unpeeled and ended up peeled...

LOL...

No need to be frightened. I saw it in a bar in Bankok one time and lived to post about it! LOL

Saw a chick at a bar in Mexico picking up quarters off the top of beer bottles. And didn't use one finger or toe to do it. Now you see it, now you don't.

Saw one shoot a dart with a blowgun and bust a balloon at 10-15 feet everytime! Never used her mouth!

Now that's not erotic, but downright scary!

Damn! You gearheads have been to some strange places!

-- _______________________________________ "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

My job has taken me to some interesting places. Once there and after work, you can either join the local technical people and go sight seeing or shopping, or join the local sales and marketing types and go "to some strange places". Yeah, that's a good way to put it. Btw, nice '66!

Thanks on the car compliment. I always wondered if I should create an online album of all the strange places I've been, the strange things I have seen, and the ugly women I have woken up to the next morning!

-- _______________________________________ "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

The disturbing part is that you *have* pictures of the ugly women you've woken up to.

CobraJet

I went to bed a 2 with a '10' and woke up at 10 with a '2'.....

Alcohol does strange things to otherwise 'normal' people...

Not me! There were times that I ws tempted to gnaw my arm off to avoid awakening the beast.....If I got out the door, there was turning back!

I hear you! Loud and clear!

I have also walked out on what I saw as a 2 at 2am only to discover that they are really a 10 at 10pm.

My poor Mother warned me that I will turn out like my father!

-- _______________________________________ "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

The ugly ones always take pictures! Proof that you came to the bottom of the barrel? The state of drunkenness that got you there in the first instance also allowed you to leave proof behind. Just ask Bill Clinton!

-- _______________________________________ "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."