Confucius Say:
>1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets
titbit.
2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
>3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the
bag.
4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
>5. Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing
of fly.
6. Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day.
>7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at
night.
8. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.
>9. Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
>10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
>11. Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't
walk.
12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
>13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best
thing.
14. Man with penis in peanut butter jar is f****ng
nuts.
15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is
going to
Bangkok.
>16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have
shitty time.
17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one
intent.
18. When lady say no, she mean maybe, When lady say
maybe, she
mean yes, When lady say yes--she no lady!