Confucius Say:
>1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets
titbit.
2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
>3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the
bag.
4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
>5. Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing
of fly.
6. Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day.
>7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at
night.
8. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.
>9. Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
>10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
>11. Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't
walk.
12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
>13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best
thing.
14. Man with penis in peanut butter jar is f****ng
nuts.
15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is
going to
Bangkok.
>16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have
s***ty time.
17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one
intent.
18. When lady say no, she mean maybe, When lady say
maybe, she
mean yes, When lady say yes--she no lady!