In Carpool Lanes, Hybrids Find Cold Shoulders

Ave! Er, the shops were sold out. What to use instead, in heavy traffic? They only had a rabble of Goths and assorted Assyrians.

A herd of Mongolians substitues nicely. Or is that Mongoloids...?

Aren't mongoloids what you get from too much Sichuan food, you know, the kind that burns twice?

Sorry that Caesar's personal legion, Legio X, is booked solid.