OT Black eye treatment

Black eye treatment !

For years the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of raw meat on it. Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually delays the recovery of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes. These same studies have shown that application of warm, soft, and tender meat is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.

So, the next time you get a black eye, here's how to treat it.....

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Administer treatment 'till pain & swelling are gone...

Caution: This could possibly cause some swelling in other areas on the male patient!

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Reply to
EdV
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I'm gonna go pick a fight with someone IMMEDIATELY. :-)

Reply to
JoeSpareBedroom

Actually a cold pack or ice would be better, be careful with the ice, you could freeze the skin, frostbite, not too good.

The link provides misinformation, shame on you.

Reply to
dbu'

Poor guy. Looks painful.

Reply to
witfal

Not really...he seems to be smiling....and about to play a game known as "windshield wiper".....(think about it)

Reply to
mack

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