OT -> joke

Keske Saram · 2005-10-17T01:19:23+00:00

A garage owner arrived at Heaven. He was very upset and shouted allthe way to Petrus's office. "What kind of justice is that?" he shouted, "me, a healthy guy, havingto die at 35"! Didn't I have a right to live as long as anyone else?Petrus said, "wait a minute, my friend, let me check your data".He sat down at his celestial computer and started typing on thekeyboard and clicking the mouse."Here we are", he said, "you are John Smith, right?" OK, you are 114 years old, it was about time you died!""What!", the man said, "how can that be? - I am just 35 years old, nota day more, there must be a bug in your f... computer!""Oh no, Petrus said, this one is infallible"...."It just computed all the hours of labor you invoiced your Toyotacustomers".