[OT] modern lies -->joke<--

In addition to "The check's in the mail," and "Sure, I'll respect you in the morning", here's more Modern Lies:

- I never watch television except for PBS.

- The engine is supposed to make that noise.

- Just take a left after the lights -- you can't miss it.

- I am married, but we're getting a divorce.

- Don't worry, I can get another 40 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

- Just ignore him -- he's never bitten anyone.

- I've never done anything like this before.

- It's not the money; it's the principle of the thing.

- You get this one and I'll pay next time.

- Nothing would please me more.

- Trust me.

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badgolferman
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Don't forget:

We're the government, we're only here to help.

Charles of Kankakee

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n5hsr
*snipped and stolen*

Natalie

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Wickeddoll®

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Reply to
Night Spirit

Or, thief.

Reply to
Jeff Strickland

"I before E except after C (most of the time) :)

Reply to
Gord Beaman

That's not the weigh I heard it.

Karl

Reply to
midlant

O...how Jew hear it?...put some weight behind your words... .

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Gord Beaman

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