I looped the lyrics from "Some Kind of Wonderful" by Grand Funk. The part that goes "Can I getta witness? Can I getta witness?". Made it repeat about 5 minutes. I burned a CD of it.
I saw them coming. I ran to get the CD. I plopped it in my outdoor player and pushed play.
Well, waddaya know. It worked!!!
I'm gonna make a loop of the lyrics "just walk on by" and see if they do the opposite.