[OT] proof -->joke<--

Dec 20, 2005 0 Replies

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"



"Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.



"Nope," replied the man.



"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you," said the lawyer.



"But it's only $500," replied the man.



"Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need to nail him."


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