The Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
{OT} screw -->joke<--
Jan 23, 2006
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Bobby asked Carrie if she knew the difference between a bolt and a screw
No I have never been bolted Carrie answered
Oh, that's excellent! I truly did not see this coming. My coffee nearly came back out through my nose.
*snipped and stolen*
Natalie
LOL
Natalie
Nearly found a new exit orfice for the tea I was drinking. . . .
Charles of Schaumburg
Not to step on a great joke, but an elderly friend of mine says the twist wasn't out yet. I wouldn't know, since I was a fetus in 1957...
Natalie
Your friend was probably doing the Screw then.
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He wouldn't deny that, I'm sure...
Natalie
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