[OT] snake -->joke<--

The Snake and the Bunny Rabbit...

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.

When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.

The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was.

The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.

The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"

The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted...

"Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. You're a Democrat!"

Reply to
badgolferman
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Jesus!...all that reading (and with high expectations) for THAT?!? :(

Reply to
Gord Beaman

Snakes aren't slimy.

Kinda takes the bite out of an otherwise dull joke . . . .

Reply to
Don Fearn

Yes Don...the poor putz hasn't much of a joke anyway then you come along and fritz it up for him!... :)

Reply to
Gord Beaman

Please forgive me for a bad choice today. I'll try harder next time. You guys are a tough crowd.

Reply to
badgolferman

Well, most of us really enjoy your jokes and we're just trying to help you maintain the excellence that you've accustomed us to... :)

Reply to
Gord Beaman

I heard it differently. At the end of the joke, the bunny says, "I don't know how to break it to you but I think you're Tom Delay"

Wouldn't care for that version? Then you'll probably enjoy this:

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dh

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