[OT] what dad won't say -->joke

badgolferman · 2005-09-14T11:28:39+00:00

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stopand ask for directions.9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready forunchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours"attitude... I like that.7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.6. Father's Day? Baahh--don't worry about that--no biggie.5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend... you might wantto consider throwing a party.4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of thosedoo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Justhave it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring-- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for youto spend.And the #1 thing you will never hear...1. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not goodenough for you, son?

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badgolferman 21 years ago

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude... I like that.

Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
Father's Day? Baahh--don't worry about that--no biggie.

Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend... you might want to consider throwing a party.
Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.