A young lady from Florida, a Mexican and an Iraqi are in a bar drinking beer.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says," In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls a gun from her handbag and in one smooth motion shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, catches her glass and says, "In America we have so damn many illegal Mexicans and Iraqi's that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."