Well, since I've moved nearly 20 times in my adult life, I've never
> settled down long enough to get to know anybody. The last girl I dated I
> was getting on with well enough until she wanted to have sex and found out
> I detest, loathe, and despise the Clintons. 10 years of that adult life
> was spent watching Clinton f*** up Arkansas and murder people that had
> evidence on him. If BO is Clinton's 3d term, expect more of the same.
Screenplay:
She: I think I'd like to get naked with you.
You: OK, but first, I think you should know that I despise the Clintons.
She: WHAT? Why are you telling me this now? What the hell's wrong with you?
(sound of door slamming behind vanishing woman)