No, this is not part of a 12 step rehabilitation message, but I have to decide my penance, and figured the wisdom in this group (sic) would gladly help out!
As I drove to work today, I had to pass the large Catholic Church that is just up the road from my office, and its parochial school, just as the kids were leaving morning mass, and heading for their classrooms. I am sure there will be hundreds of complaints lodged about the children from their parents to the school later today, or first thing Monday morning.
It seems that as I waited for the hundreds of young children to stream by me at the stop light, that they all had the sudden urge to play "slug bug" (Oh, didn't I mention, I was driving my 71 standard?). I am sure there are a lot of sore arms, and I even saw one young man punch the Nun leading his group.
For my sin, I am heartily sorry... and for my smile, that I cannot seem to wipe off my face...