For those of you old enough to remember the "Frito Bandito" song from the commercials in the 1960's and 1970's, I present Marios's theme to the tune of the Frito Bandito song:
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii, Oh I am the Bondo Bandito I slap on the Bondo, And paint it I do, I get your Volkswagen, I steal it from you!
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii, Oh I am the Bondo Bandito, I hidded the rust, Behind my Bondo, After you pay me, You find it I know!