Number of Wranglers sold ...

Just poking fun....

TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND

1. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
2. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
3. "Made in Aberdeen"
4. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
5. Drammie holders.
6. "Pub Rated"
7. "Guinness Edition"
8. Tartan soft-top option.
9. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
10. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".

A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".

-Brian

Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:

Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)

Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed in the center console.

Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D

How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like Gunn Tartan.

Aye!

:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy the Britts, right. :)

Q. What's the range of a bagpipe? A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.

Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe

Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!

Invented by the Irish, given to the Scots to annoy the Britts.

-Brian

Oh you are in trouble now ..... Guiness is Irish !! Loved the Scotsman and Jewish man joke .. very funny :-)

Dave Milne, Scotland '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

Ya, well as it became, me Great, Great, Great Grandpappy Billy had the impertinence to marry an Englishwoman around 1790 and they were ostracized & forced to head for the former Colonies, where they arrived around in 1795, me Great, Great Grandpappy Jim having just arrived. At the age of 40 or so, Jimmy it seems took a fancy to a wee Irish tart some 20 years his junior and they proceeded to have 11 offspring, 9 of whom lived, the last arriving when Jimmy was 61 years old. It musta either been the Guinness in 'em that kept the hearts poundin', or it was awful lonely ooot dere on the farm!

Haggis: It's a sheep thing - you wouldn't understand.

a Laphroaig one would be nice :-)

Ay, an' a Glenmorangie to wash it down!

And a Hogmehon(sp?) to make it all better...