OT - A Friday story with a moral

I was happy.

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend well she was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two years of age, wore very tight mini skirts + very low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married,and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

Oh yes, the moral...

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Tim Hobbs

'58 Series 2 '77 101FC Ambulance '95 Discovery V8i

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Tim Hobbs
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lol. Nice one.

Reply to
Mark Solesbury

If that was me, I'd tell them to FO, and have nothing to do with them again.

Ho, I see it was meant to be a joke.

Alan.

Reply to
A Lee

ROFL. I really didn't see it coming.

Reply to
QrizB

|| On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 15:23:08 +0100, Tim Hobbs || wrote: || ||| I was happy. || || ROFL. I really didn't see it coming.

Neither did the sister.

Reply to
Richard Brookman

On or around Fri, 12 Sep 2003 15:23:08 +0100, Tim Hobbs enlightened us thusly:

best laugh of the day!!

Reply to
Austin Shackles

On or around Fri, 12 Sep 2003 16:26:02 GMT, snipped-for-privacy@dev.nul (QrizB) enlightened us thusly:

me neither...

Reply to
Austin Shackles

fantastic - have just told my sister in law that one. Hope she didn't get the wrong idea tho.......

Reply to
pl.white

Me..... I would have failed

-- Simon Isaacs

Peterborough 4x4 Club Chairman and Webmaster

3.5V8 100" Hybrid Part owner of 1976 S3 LWT, currently under restoration Suzuki SJ410 (ex-Girlfriend, at the moment.......) Series 3 88" Rolling chassis...what to do next Pug 106 (offroaded once!!)
Reply to
Simon Isaacs

On or around Fri, 12 Sep 2003 20:28:08 +0000 (UTC), "Simon Isaacs" enlightened us thusly:

wouldn't have bothered with the condom?

Reply to
Austin Shackles

never mind that, the 22 yr old, tight mini skirt, low cut blouse was the first thing that crossed my mind, hence why my Ex's SJ now still stills sit on my drive

-- Simon Isaacs

Peterborough 4x4 Club Chairman and Webmaster

3.5V8 100" Hybrid Part owner of 1976 S3 LWT, currently under restoration Suzuki SJ410 (ex-Girlfriend, at the moment.......) Series 3 88" Rolling chassis...what to do next Pug 106 (offroaded once!!)
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Simon Isaacs

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