Re: computers

I think between us we could probably put him in touch with a couple of dozen. How about offering him some penis enlargement pills?

Or weight loss pills

-- Simon Isaacs

Peterborough 4x4 Club Chairman and Webmaster

3.5V8 100" Hybrid Suzuki SJ410 (Girlfirend) Series 3 88" Rolling chassis...what to do next Pug 106 (offroaded once!!)

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Perhaps I could rub some into my head - has Elton John ever bought any?

Tim Hobbs

'58 Series 2 '77 101FC Ambulance '95 Discovery V8i