Well, what with all this tax shit doing the rounds, even if you don't decide to keep it, lots of people are bound to want to stick the fingers up, and some of them will be called Nige..
See if you can find one that looks like "Band G" or variants of it..
T-shirts reading "I went to the sports car dealer and all I got was this lousy Band F"..
"G-Man and proud"..
etc etc..