Re: OT - R v Bailey v Luckwill

Mother · 2003-07-31T09:02:16+00:00

And the other good news is that there was never a war in Iraq, Saddamis running a fast food outlet in Washington, Land Rover announcerecord exports to Mars, Tony Blair has resigned and a scientist fromthe University of Little Wollop has proven Cold Fusion to work,together with inventing a way to turn drivel into fuel.Funny how the pixies at the bottom of my garden reckon they know youquite well. I'm off to play in the snow now, tally-ho!Also in the news was the sad reality that you're a convictedpaedophile, who is on the Sex Offenders Register.

Jul 31, 2003 109 Replies

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Nikki 23 years ago

I'm glad you know what you're taklking about. Keep it up you may convince yourself that you are perfectly normal instead of a sad, twisted, waste of space on the Sex Offenders register.

Perhaps we should think of you as Voldemort. You certainly have some things in common. A few that spring to mind are both of you are social outcasts, both selfish in the extreme, with absolutely no thought or feeling for another living creature and both evil stealers of innocence.

You'll get what you deserve one of these days and I hope it is extremely painfull.

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Austin Shackles 23 years ago

On or around Sun, 3 Aug 2003 16:01:08 +0100, "Richard Brookman" enlightened us thusly:

Vaseline. Book say don't use ordinary grease as it won't dissolve fully in the oil, and I suspect that K-Y is water based...

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Llandrovers! 23 years ago

Mine doesn't leak, not oil anyway, only aircon discharge!

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Richard Brookman 23 years ago

|| Vaseline. Book say don't use ordinary grease as it won't dissolve || fully in the oil, and I suspect that K-Y is water based... ||

Austin, the K-Y was a joke.

Having said that, I wonder what K-Y stands for?

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Austin Shackles 23 years ago

On or around Tue, 5 Aug 2003 18:29:27 +0100, "Richard Brookman" enlightened us thusly:

I thought you might know that, but the trouble with such jokes is that sometimes other people read 'em who don't know, and end up doing something silly. Like the thing about curing squeaking brakes by oiling 'em... someone tried that one on me when I was about 6...

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Austin Shackles 23 years ago

On or around Tue, 05 Aug 2003 22:59:27 +0100, Mother enlightened us thusly:

'course, I went home to me dad (on me pushbike) and said "dad, can I use the oilcan" "whaffor?" "I wanna oil me brakes, to stop 'em squeaking"...

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QrizB 23 years ago

I am reminded of the old joke about the man who couldn't tell the difference between K-Y jelly and putty.

All his windows fell out.

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Dave Pseudonym 23 years ago

Aargh! That had whiskers on it!

I've looked into this. There is a website called

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, but they only sell the stuff.

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(!) there is an article on this. The theory that it is from the initials of Kentucky State (KY) because it's "finger-lickin' good" is dismissed. In fact everything is dismissed - it's most likely to be two random initials to designate the product during development. However, I also came across (!) this:

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Tim Izod 23 years ago

Water as the solvent with glycerine as the main ingredient iirc.... weird which bits of knowledge given as asides in lectures get retained:)

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Richard Brookman 23 years ago

|| ||| Austin, the K-Y was a joke. ||| || the trouble with such jokes is || that sometimes other people read 'em who don't know, and end up || doing something silly. Like the thing about curing squeaking brakes || by oiling 'em... someone tried that one on me when I was about 6... ||

Yup, sorry Austin - I knew you knew, but I didn't want people to think I didn't and had to be told.

Or something...

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