And the other good news is that there was never a war in Iraq, Saddam is running a fast food outlet in Washington, Land Rover announce record exports to Mars, Tony Blair has resigned and a scientist from the University of Little Wollop has proven Cold Fusion to work, together with inventing a way to turn drivel into fuel.
Funny how the pixies at the bottom of my garden reckon they know you quite well. I'm off to play in the snow now, tally-ho!
Also in the news was the sad reality that you're a convicted paedophile, who is on the Sex Offenders Register.